Monday 31 January 2011

ManCandy Monday: Since by Mizz Hyde

So you like your smutty boy secks but you like regular lemons too? And you don't mind a bisexual, sorry, 'non preferential', Jasper?

Yeah, me too.

I can highly recommend 'Since' by MizzHyde, which is on a whole other level of tangled web. Jasper arrives in England for his sister, Rosalie's wedding to Emmett. Bella and Edward are a lovely couple who aren't exactly blazing a trail, but get on just fine.

Then Edward has sex with Jasper.
And then so does Bella.
And then Edward does again.
And then they tell each other.
And then Rose finds out.

I cannot WAIT to see what happens next. I kinda want Edward & Bella to get back some at Jasper for what he's done, because he does deserve it. But Jasper has a back story that makes you feel so bad for him that you also kind of want him to be OK and not get hurt, even though he's a 'non preferential' boy-slut.

Here's a teaser from Ch8, in which, post-bachelor party, Emmett has been helped home by Edward & Jasper and is currently doing the drunken, spinny thing on the sofa.


EmPOV
Fuck. That fucking hurt. How the fuck did I fall out of bed? I've never fallen out of bed before. I think. Not that I can remember anyway. The second the room stops spinning I'm gonna get right back in.
X
Where did this pillow come from? Am I on the floor? I'm pretty sure I'm still on the floor, because it's damn uncomfortable. I appear to have a duvet on top of me too. Maybe I won't bother getting back into bed. Moving seems to be a lot of effort.
I'm going to throw up if I keep lying on my belly. Maybe the floor would be less hard if I turned over. God I'm hungry. I could kill a MacDonald's right now. Or an egg sandwich. I have no idea why that seems so appealing. OK thinking about food is a bad idea. I really need to turn over.
X
God, that was hard work. I don't think I'm in my bedroom. The carpet feels all wrong. Maybe I have fallen out of bed before, why do I know the carpet textures? I can hear weird little grunty, moany noises. Shit, it sounds like someone making out. That is so not fair. I'm the one getting fucking married. I should be making out.
X
There's definitely making out going on. They must think I'm asleep... Maybe if I pretend to snore they'll keep going and I can watch for a bit. That would be hot. If I don't get to do it myself I can at least have a bit of a perv. Maybe I'm in someone else's bedroom? I wonder who it is. Jasper was supposed to bring me home.
X
I can open one eye just a teeny tiny bit, and I can see that the face making the noises I can hear is Jasper. Damn. I'm not sure I want to see this so much. There is definitely someone behind him. Jasper's face is all scrunched up and he's kinda squirming about, rubbing up against, against... whoever it is. I can't see the other guy. How the hell did he find a dude to bring home with him? Gotta keep the snoring noises going. I'm a genius.
I can tilt my head a little bit to the side, and open my other eye to get a better view. Jesus, I think I could sit up and sing Sweet Home Alabama right now and they wouldn't notice. If they take it much further I might have to. There are some things a guy just does not want to see his nearly brother-in-law doing, regardless of his sexual orientation.
Jasper is turning away from me now. Oh shit, they're going to kiss. I'm definitely going to close my eyes again. But if I just shift a tiny bit further I might be able to see the other guy's face, just a bit further, over to the side...
OH MY HOLY MOTHER FUCKING GOD IT'S EDWARD.
I don't know if this story is available outside TwiWrite, but seriously, you all should be members over there by now because it's a fuckawesome site with a fuckawesome set of admins who actually listen to their readers and don't allow any nonsense. So get your ass over there and sign up, if only to read this beauty.

Friday 28 January 2011

Fanfuc Friday: Jackson ♥


Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably seen some of the incredible pictures that Jodie Platz took of 100 Monkeys during their 8 day tour over Christmas and New Year. But did you know she has a facebook full of gorgeous pictures of our favourite boys? No?! Go check it out. You won't be disappointed.





More Jax

Jazzella brought my attention to these....











All of these can be found at: http://jodieplatz.wordpress.com/

Thursday 27 January 2011


 Just a little inspiration to get this party started...

Tuesday 25 January 2011

BEL: The Chapter For Those Who ♥ Emmett


So allthe big plans huh? Thank you so much to everyone who joined in the fun and games. I can tell you that:
  • Four people got it right and have received a mega spoiler.
  • One person has figured out the Big Missing Puzzle Piece and got an extra Mega Spoiler
  • One person got a mega spoiler for creative use of the word 'dastardly' in their review, which was just too fucking cool to pass up.

The rest of you, nice try, but keep working on it. There will be more opportunities to get that mega spoiler coming up and soon, you'll find out 'who dunnit'.

But not just yet.

In other news...

Some of you were bemoaning the lack of cunning plan for our favourite big brother bear.
Some of you doubted me.
Some of you thought Emmett might be the villain of the piece because of his absence.
Some of you thought Emmett had no idea what was going on.

Oh, ye of little faith...

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Friday 21 January 2011

FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥


I really love the current blond, 'just got fucked stupid' look, but sometimes, I get all nostalgic about the long hair days.





Wednesday 19 January 2011

Wicked Wednesdays: Fire & Ice Interview


I was interviewed on Twi-Muses this week for their Dark Tuesday segment.
Madam Akyria gave me a good grilling about my Darksper fic 'Fire & Ice', which I wrote for TwiWrite's 'Nightmare Before Christmas' Contest.
It was a really fun interview to do, with an interesting Darksper/Domsper theme and questions about writing dark themed fics.

Go! Read it!

Tuesday 18 January 2011

BEL: The Chapter You've All Been Waiting For...


No, it's not the end. Don't worry, we're a very long way from that yet.

But for those who have been eagerly awaiting their opportunity to put all the clues together and figure out 'Who Dunnit', this is the chapter you've been waiting for.

It's been difficult to decide exactly who's on Jasper and Bella's side and who isn't. Maybe this chapter will clear a few things up, maybe it won't. But you'll come out of it with a clear idea of who you think is the most likely candidate. Perhaps you'll think it's the person you've thought all along; perhaps you'll find a new suspect; perhaps you'll decide that what you thought you knew is all wrong and go back to chapter one to search for 'evidence'.

However you decide, please let me know what you think. As always, reviews means spoilers, but reviewers who get it right, will get a mega spoiler that could change the way you view the whole story. Also, for those with TwiWrite membership, there's a forum thread in the author's corner; if any of you want to discuss your views there, you're more than welcome. You can also post your views here if you like. I'd love to know who you think the guilty party is.

Hope that's given you something to think about until next week ;)

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Monday 17 January 2011

Mancandy Monday: Punishment by Ariana Whitlock


This week's slashfic rec is 'Punishment' by Ariana Whitlock.

(for those who need warnings, this is a BSDM fic)

For those who read mostly on FFn, this is probably an old one because there it's complete, but I discovered it recently as the author has started to post it on TwiWrite.

This story has a bit of everything and it's not your usual BDSM fic that's just gratuitous kinky sex. This has a real twist to it; Jasper starts off as Edward's master, but when he reveals that he's broken his own first rule and fallen in love with his sub, Edward turns the tables on him. Not only does he want to continue to be Jasper's sub, and explore a relationship with him, he wants to be Jasper's Master, as well. Yes, that's right... there's switching involved.

Now, this had the potential to go terribly, horribly wrong, as fans of the genre will know. But I can assure you, it doesn't. Like Edward, Jasper is a former sub turned Dom, and he understands where his new boyfriend is coming from, persuading Alec, his own former Master, to train Edward up. But the tangled web continues when we find out that Alec and Jasper parted ways because Alec fell in love with Jasper, and that Alec is now with Emmett, Jasper's former sub, who also fell in love with him.

Yeah, that Jasper... he has a way about him....

But that's not all. No, deftly written into this love quadrangle is an action-packed, under cover operation, which Alec, Jasper and Emmett are all part of, dealing with abuse in the local sub/Dom system and making sure that if the authorities don't deal with it, justice is still served. When his sister, Leah, becomes a victim of abuse from her boyfriend, he too is drawn into this world.

Add in a Jasper who is extraordinarily strong but who can be brought to his knees (quite literally) by the man he loves, an Edward who has denied his true feelings for Jasper for so long he's having trouble getting them to surface and a bad guy you never meet but will love to hate, and you have all the makings of whatever the slash equivalent of a bodice-ripper is.

Friday 14 January 2011

FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥


Can you believe it's Friday again already? I've been lax with the old blog because I've been writing like a maniac. But I'm about to make up for it. Enjoy.


Sunday 9 January 2011

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! *squeals*


That's right folks, I've been peened!
No, really! And I'm on the same freakin' page as Duskri123 for 'Someday'.

HOLY COW!

or should that be Holy Sheep?!

Friday 7 January 2011

FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥ hats


Tell you what. Instead of me posting loads of pictures of Jacksper, how about you just sit here a while and stare at my fuck hawt new blog theme?

No?

Oh. Alright then... Let's do hats today, shall we?






Tuesday 4 January 2011

Tuesday Trailer: Behind Enemy Lines, Ch11


Chapter 11 - '... And Your Enemies Closer'


The story so far: Unknown to the Cullens, the Major is back in town. We now know that Jasper's fears about Carlisle and Edward working for the Volturi are real, but that Edward has other plans for Bella than her becoming a vampire. Jasper has recognised his 'mate' but won't ditch Alice, however, we know that Alice is planning to leave him, stepping aside for his real mate; Bella. It's been 3 weeks since Jasper saw Bella, he presumes Edward is keeping her away from him, but he's been able to get some work done on the 'history project'. Now, it's Monday morning and we return to Bella's POV after her weekend with Jasper; it's back to school time for our heroine. 


I tried not to grimace when I saw Mike Newton approaching me from across the lot before I had even left the truck. I had hoped that since he hooked up with Jessica Stanley over the summer that he would finally stop giving me the puppy eyes but, judging by his current expression, that particular hope was in vain. Fortunately, I was saved from facing him at all by my friend, Angela Webber, who was towing an embarrassed looking boy behind her. I assumed it to be her new boyfriend, Ben.

“Bella! Long time no see!” she grinned, knowing full well that my entire summer had been as Edward-centric as hers had been Ben-centric.

“Yeah, we should totally hook up one evening and catch up. I'm sure we both have news to share.” I gave her a pointed look and made a slight shift of my head in Ben's direction.

She grinned. “Absolutely. Do you want to meet for lunch and we can make plans for a girlie night in? I'm thinking comfy PJs, two pots of Ben & Jerry's, maybe some Johnny Depp...”

“Whoa, girl! You had me at the PJs.” Angela always knew how to make me smile.

“All we need is a day and a time then. How about Friday? We could have a sleep over.”

“Sounds good to me; we could head to your house straight after school?”

“Done,” she grinned at me. “It'll be so good to catch up again. I missed you over the summer, Bella.”

I nodded. “Me, too. Hey, I'd better get going or I'll be late for class. See you at lunch?”

I headed towards the main building and as I reached the steps, Edward appeared beside me.

“Good morning, Isabella.”
“Hey,” I reached up to kiss him but he pulled away, wrinkling his nose as if I smelled or something. I frowned. “What's that about? Haven't you hunted? Do I smell too delicious for you today?” I barely kept the sarcasm from my tone.

Edward gave what looked like a sneer but it vanished instantaneously. “You smell of him,” he hissed. “I would prefer it if you didn't.”

Good morning, Mr. Passive-Aggressive.

“Who, him?” I asked, knowing exactly what he was getting at but taking a mild delight in pushing him to say something.

Edward sighed dramatically. “You smell like... Jasper.” He spat his brother's name out like it was a dirty word or something. “I don't like it. I don't like the idea that he might have... touched you...” He turned his mouth up in distaste.

“I smell of him because I'm wearing his coat.” I scowled, annoyed by his attitude. I was sure he wouldn't be saying this if I was wearing Emmett's coat.

Maybe he knows that you and Jasper kissed?

No. He couldn't. The only person who could know anything is Alice and she hasn't said anything.

That is shaky proof at best. What if Jasper's mind slipped?

Jasper's too careful for that. Let's just be glad he can't read my mind too, shall we?

“I don't see why you need to wear his coat. If you need a new coat I will buy you one, Isabella. You're not a beggar.”

Miss the point much?

“I'm wearing Jasper's coat because I like it, it suits my style. Alice is always saying I should experiment with my wardrobe, so, consider me experimented. Besides, it smells really nice.” I only realised that I had buried my nose in the collar, taking a deep sniff of Jasper's scent, when I heard Edward growl. We walked the rest of the way to first class in silence. Apparently either Edward or Alice was in all my classes this year.

Super.

Saturday 1 January 2011

Happy New Year All!

All the best for 2011 to my awesome beta's, readers, reviewers & followers.
I hope it brings us all wonderful things.