BEL: The Chapter That Isn't Written Yet

Apologies for the lack of update guys. RL has thoroughly gotten in the way. Add to that a really crappy weekend and it's aftermath and I just don't have the time, will or inclination to write at the moment. Chapter 26 will be with you soon, but I can't tell you when. I can assure you that if I get a few hours to sit and write it then I will, but that's as much as I can promise for right now.
Sorry everyone.

I Fixed The Followers Box

I finally got the followers box to work. Yay me.

If you have a look over there --->> you'll see the real followers box instead of the silly Google Friend Connect version that doesn't integrate with Blogger properly.

Please follow in the new box. THe GFC one will be removed shortly.
Ta everso.

Howdy, folks!

Alright, so I'm moved in and I've cleaned all that nasty shit out of the fridge. I dunno what the hell kinda science experiment Jazzella was working on, but green and fuzzy do NOT belong in my fridge.

For those of you who don't know me, get over it. I plan on sticking around and harassing the hell out of wifey. More like stalking her, actually. She's my idol *girlie sigh*. But anyway, about me. Hmmm....I am not necessarily new to the ficdom, but I am relatively new to the community that surrounds it. Thanks to my fuckawesome beta abilities and my Southern accent I have been brought into Jazzella's world. Now I spend my time fumbling around, starstruck when somebody like JaspersIzzy or cullen818 talk to me and squeeing in wifey's ear about it whenever she's around.

I write when I have time, but I tend to start stuff and never finish it. That is not my intention, but I'm not big into planning things - instead I jump in and halfway through look around and say WTF? Where the hell was I going with this? So, I've decide to turn the plotting business over to my readers in one story. Read Reinventing Bella and vote for how the next chapter plays out. (<<< shameless plug, but why not?)

So enough about me. I know why you're here and it's not to hear me ramble on and on. Its to see lots of Jaxper; to find drool worthy pics that will make you lick your monitor. I promise to deliver!

More gratuitous Jaxper. Wifey says there is hope for a wigless BD after all....

Don't know who the girl is, but if that were me, I think I'd be licking his jaw. At the least I'd be smiling so big you wouldn't see anything but teeth.

OMGWTFBBQ?!!!111! aka Very Important Announcement

There's been a few changes around here the last 12 hours, including a nice new spankerific name, 'All That Jazz' and a fuckawesome banner what I made all by myself at about 4am this morning. The question is, why?

As you might be aware, the wifey Dangerkitty recently started a blog, on which, like me, she intersperses her fic updates and teasers with Jasper-centric fic recs and gratuitous Jacksper pictures.

Last night, while discussing a Top Sekrit But Soon To Be Announced Project that we're working on and in an attempt to make an honest woman of her, I casually said that she should have just been a co-author on my blog so we could ogle all our Jacksper pictures in one place help each other out and not have the pressure of posting every day.

Cut to twelve hours later and she's already moved in, rearranged the furniture and sorted the CDs into alphabetical order. She's brought with her the affiliates I didn't already have *waves to new affiliates* and is currently busy making a list of things I need to fix, make or create blinkies for.

For those who link already, the original url and rss of the blog remains the same because neither of us can be arsed to go through all that malarky, but the blog itself has a new name and a lovely new blinkie. (Sorry Izzy, don't kill me!) So if you were following and/or affiliated with me, there's very little change. Dangerkitty's url redirects here, her posts have been assimilated, she's sorting out our Twitterfeeds and contacting affiliates with new info, it's all good.

In other news, you'll be pleased to know that my fuckawesome Jacksper-purdy theme will not be changing. I told her, "You can move in but you ain't decorating".

I'm sure once she finishes unpacking and cleaning out the fridge she'll come along and say hi.

Obligatory gratuitous Jacksper picture: