Hump Day - Jax Love ♥

So sorry this is late, peeps. Mini-DK has scarlet fever and DK herself has strep. It's been an interesting day. But you still deserve Gratuitous Jax, so I will not let you down!

That is all....

FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥

I missed FanFuc Friday last week. I'm sorry. Here. Lemme make it up to you...

*sighs* That voice...

Domward Part Deux

After much encouragement from the wifey, I have added to my former O/S. Domward is now a series of O/S's all dedicated to MY favorite Eddie. He's raunchy, he's dark and he gets his Dom on. I encourage you to go read my weird little brand of perverted.

It can be found at fanfiction.net and TwiWrite.net.

Hump Day - Jax Love ♥

I have no rants today. Just lots of Jax. (And we all know you don't read my crap anyway.)

I just wanna take him home and cuddle him

Senior Jax?

Oh, those eyes....

Can I lick him? Please?

Again? (licks screen)

BEL: The Chapter in Which The Lion Gets His Courage Back

This latest chapter rounds off the Bella/Jasper section and brings us a glimpse of the new and improved version Jasper.

Yes, my 'Jasper' is much more fragile than most. But don't forget this one is not 'Jasper the Major'; he is Jasper and the Major as two separate entities. Jasper is overly sensitive, The Major is overly aggressive. What we're working towards here is fusing the two split personalities back together.

That's where Bella comes in. She is his tethered mate, which basically means she's everything he needs and vice versus. She will be the one who helps him literally heal his broken pieces and put them back together.

As the God of War aka Ol' Red Eyes, his third personality or 'demon' he is the ultimate bad ass (yes, he'll be putting in an appearance), but it is not uncommon for overly dominant men like that to be submissive to their partners. For 'Jasper', Bella is his sanctuary. For 'The Major', she is his General, his partner in crime. What will she be for Ol' Red Eyes? Only time will tell, but it's going to be a treat.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: *kisses Naelany's feet for being awesome with her awesomeness in the face of my general paleness and lack of know-how. Ch22 is now up on FFn.


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Hump Day - Unfsper Style ♥

Here we are again...Hump Day. I would've forgotten except that the wifey popped in IM's and humped my leg. That should be the start of every day, in my opinion *insert big shit eating grin here*.

Anyway, no rambles today, other than the slightly mumbled swear words that surround drama llama's. So, now I give you Gratuitous Jaxporn (hehehe).

From the Troix shoot, but it looks so yummy cropped and turned on its edge.

Unf...just unf.....  (credit for photo to Parker Photography)

The monkey hat is just too damned cute.

nomnomnom

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

BEL: The Chapter in Which A Skeleton is Unearthed

Last week we found out what the big deal was about the collar. This week we're going to see Bella's side of the equation and Jasper will be revealing his final skeleton.

I've received a few comments along the lines of 'it's nice to see Maria isn't portrayed as the bad guy.' Don't confuse her (at least former) love for Jasper with her role in the story. If simply loving Jasper meant she was a 'good guy', then Edward would be a 'good guy' too because he loves Bella. Or at least thinks he does. And we all know Team Edward is not whiter than white here.

It's important to note that, at this point we have no idea where Maria's loyalties lie. Jasper says they loved each other very much and their relationship, however warped and twisted it was, proves that there was at one time a massive amount of trust there. He has also said that she would be too damned scared to do anything but be loyal to him, in case he came after her. But then, he said Alice was loyal and none of you believed that, did you?

That said, it's important that you don't automatically paste Maria as 'team evil' just because she hurt Jasper, as some of you - you know who you are - did with Alice.

I've said it before and I say it again. 'Good' and 'Evil' are too finite for this story. There is no black and white only a scale of grey that each and every one of the characters is constantly moving up and down; even Bella and Jasper.

Where does that leave Maria? Form your own opinions, decide where you think she would be now based on her former relationship with Jasper. And if any of you figure out where she's at right now, I'll be impressed.

Also, a few people queried the tethered mates thing in ch20 and this is part of the explanation. Bella is his missing piece and as such will always do what is right for him and vice versus. Maria was just another lost half missing her tether, and they helped each other out. We'll find out more about Maria later.

I'll leave you with this thought; if their relationship damaged Jasper, what kind of effect has it had on her?

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FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥

This week's Gratuitous Jacksper is brought to you by the letters H(and) and P(r0n).

Courtesy of Jodie Platz Photography 

Hump Day - Guhsper Style ♥

Ok, I'm having a crappy day at work, so the wifey does what she does best - spam my IMs with gratituous Jaxsper porn. Have I told y'all lately that I ♥ her? She's the bestest.

So, anyhoo, I am feeling much better now, thanks to these:

Guhsper

pleasebitememajorsper

Unfsper

And, you're very welcome. *BTW, those are Jazzella's names for the photos :)*

I Fixed The Followers Box

I finally got the followers box to work. Yay me.

If you have a look over there --->> you'll see the real followers box instead of the silly Google Friend Connect version that doesn't integrate with Blogger properly.

Please follow in the new box. THe GFC one will be removed shortly.
Ta everso.

BEL: The Chapter in Which A Lot is Revealed

A few of you had some choice words for me last week because you were hoping for some J/B action and I slipped some crusty old Volturi history in instead. So I'm making it up to you now.

This week we're back with Jasper and a few have commented that he's been a bit week willed and listless lately. He has, and with good reason. He's been through a lot lately and he might be a bad ass son of a bitch, but he's an empath too; too much at once has taken it's toll. In the last 3 weeks he's discovered that half his family may, or may not, be working for the Volturi, had both The Major and Ol' Red Eyes resurface, found his real mate, been collared, had a moment of indecision at the party where he moved to protect Bella from Edward only to find Edward protecting Bella from him, felt unworthy of being her guardian and torn his collar off, been divorced by the woman he loved and discovered that his brother, Peter, knows not only Charlie but also Bella.

He's in a fragile place at the moment, with one emotional breakdown already under his belt. Now he has to come clean with Bella and has no idea how she's going to take the news, because his gift is on the fritz from all the emotional upheaval of the last few days.

Jasper needs to get back to his happy place and return to being the sexy, smartass soldier we all know and love. But before he can do that, he's going to have to clear a few skeletons out of the closet.

In other news, BEL made it to 1000 reviews this past week! I'm stoked! Thank you so much, you guys, for spurring me on in this little endeavour. Without you, I would still write BEL; but with you, it's much more fun.

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Jazzella + Dangerkitty =

Really. This gif sums up our entire relationship. This is us.
All. The.Time.
Obviously, I'm the good looking one.
But if I say that she'll be like

FanFuc Friday: Monkey ♥

How he keeps a straight face through this I have no idea.

Happy Hump Day!

So, I know its GJ day (Gratuitous Jaxper), and I will be providing you with plenty of the purty, but first I feel the need to get on a soapbox for a moment. I want to talk to all of you non-Southern authors out there that want to write from Jasper, Peter or Charlotte's POV.

There are some things that you need to have on hand or access to before you publish. These are:

1) a beta who is from the South (not counting Florida). I'm talking Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama or Georgia.

2) access to listen to someone from the above mentioned place. Not from movies. Movies and TV never get the accent right.

3) finally, you should look up any of the many Southern dictionaries online to give you a reference to start your dialog. A good place to start is here.

Now, don't think that just because you have the right words you automagically know how to use them in context. Let me explain. Just because we say 'ya' in place of 'you' it doesn't mean that EVERY 'you' should be 'ya'. There are certain places within a sentence that it belongs. The same with dropping the 'g' from 'ing'. This is where your Southern beta comes in handy. And nothing annoys me more than reading the Southern accent when it's been chopped all to hell. Ask wifey. I gripe about 'ya's' all the damned time. Just ask her. It'll make me quit reading *stern face*.

Now, enough with my rambling and soap boxing. I know why you are here and I promise not to let you down. So let the GJ begin.

Just...ung. I wanna lick the happy trail.

Tired, but still beautiful



How 'bout you let me chew on that lip



OMG...new chest tat. I want to lick it!



BEL: The Chapter in Which The Volturi Finally Make an Appearance

I know, I know, it's been a long time coming hasn't it? But with all the double crossing and hoo-hahing about, we needed to at least have a vague idea of who's doing what with whom, right?

Now that we know that a) Alice is #TeamJasper-Bella and that b) she is working for Stefan, one of the Romanian coven,  it's best to clear up where the Volturi stand right now in all this.

Will we discover new allies? New deceptions? Big honking clues as to WTF is really going on and how it ties Jasper and Bella together in a legend that, as yet, makes no sense?

Absolutely.

Will you leave with more questions that you arrived with?

Of course you will ;)

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