BEL: The Chapter That Isn't Written Yet

Apologies for the lack of update guys. RL has thoroughly gotten in the way. Add to that a really crappy weekend and it's aftermath and I just don't have the time, will or inclination to write at the moment. Chapter 26 will be with you soon, but I can't tell you when. I can assure you that if I get a few hours to sit and write it then I will, but that's as much as I can promise for right now.
Sorry everyone.

FanFuc Friday: WTF?

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Jackson's commentary throughout the whole dressing room catastrophe is hilarious, especially the look him and BenG exchange when the stylist gives Ben that pink tank top. WTF were they thinking? I'm colourblind and I could have kitted them out better than that! Apparently no one told the stylists that none of the boys have so far decided to come out of any closets and claim to be gay.

If nothing else, this video is worth watching for the bathtub scene. Jackson and BenG getting hosed down by JRad? Hell yeah I'd ship that. *drools*

Schmexy Saturday Stalker

I've got a hundred pictures of you.I'm about to make it one hundred and two.Click.Click.

How can anyone not love these boys? *swoon*

BEL: In Which There is Much Double-Crossing

What would a good mystery story be without the old double-double-cross? There are so many people playing for different sides here, but there are two looking out specifically for themselves. One, with the deluded intent of keeping the girl he believes he loves safe; the other, taking advantage of any and all situations, with purely selfish reasons.

The two combined could be deadly.

However, regardless of their faith in their own abilities, the other team has a few tricks up their sleeves, including a so far unmentioned covert branch. That's right folks, another player is being brought in.

Can you guess who it is yet? ;)


Ch26 Spoiler:


Peter's been instrumental in all this so far. But what's his end game? What is he really up to? Let's catch up with Peter, Charlie and Carlisle as they arrive in the new Whitlock-Cullen residence at Red Feather Lake, Colorado.

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FanFuc Friday: Monkey ♥

Our cute boy being all, you know... cute and stuff.
~le sigh~
Note Uncle Larry being all ninja-sneaky in the background.



What I want to know is, how does he get away with wearing that bandanna and not looking like a complete dork? It really shouldn't be possible.

Happy Easter!

For all of you who celebrate it, Happy Easter. For everybody else, Happy Chocolate and Hard-boiled Egg Day.

For the wifey, I's so sawwy.

FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥ The Pout Edition

Worship the pout. You know you wanna... ;)

Zooey TV

via JacksonRathboneOnline.com

Testing, testing... 1,2,3....

Dk is without a computer so I am testing this Blogger app on my phone.... feel free to ignore me and wait for the Jazzgasm that Jazzella has in store....

BEL: The Chapter About Goldilocks and the Bear

We already know that Emmett is some kind of vampire-ninja-uber spy, but we haven't really seen him in action yet, other than trying to help Jasper. As for Rose, all we really know about her is what we've learned from Emmett and that she too considered planting the razorblade.

I thought it was time to get her perspective on a few things, see what she thinks of what's going on around her and try to figure out where she fits in. Also, who doesn't love Emmy bear?

This chapter is pivotal because these two have almost as far to go as Bella and Jasper, but for a very different reason. If you've been following closely, this chapter will tell you who they're both working for and where they're headed next. If not, you're going to have to wait a bit longer to find out what they're really up to. Though we'll be hearing from Rose again next chapter.

The key point at the moment is the phonecalls. Bella received one and made one to Peter; Edward made one; Rose received one; but it's all confused by the time overlap... who's calling whom? And more importantly, why?

SPOILER - Ch25

What is Rose really up to? Why is she heading back to Forks? Is she the reinforcements sent in by Peter? Or does she have a darker plan in mind? It all hinges on that phonecall...

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FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥ The Cute Edition

Altogether now... awwwww!

Gotta love a boy who loves kids and animals, right?

BEL: The Chapter in Which The Villain Returns

Yup, Eddie's back and he's as deluded as ever, with a side of barking mad. *snickers*

The chapter is a little jumbled, just like his head and he's starting to unravel just a tad. Deluded, dangerous and in denial is a bad combo. Now he's adding an unhealthy dose of rage to the mix. Where will it take him?

I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

In other news, I've decided to move to a fortnightly posting schedule. Next posting will be 19th April and every other Tuesday after that. I know there are a lot of you who love the weekly updates and during the winter it was fine to do them, but now it's spring, my day job needs more of my time, and my beta & pre-reader need a bit more breathing space while the nice weather is about so the kids can get outside and do stuff.

See you in two weeks ;)

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FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥ Sex Hair... *squee*

For those who haven't seen it yet. Prepare to *ded* in a serious way. Don't you just want to grab hold of that hair...?

*Disclaimer: poster is not responsible for any damage sustained by your keyboard when you drool over it.

Hump Day - Jax Love ♥

So sorry this is late, peeps. Mini-DK has scarlet fever and DK herself has strep. It's been an interesting day. But you still deserve Gratuitous Jax, so I will not let you down!

That is all....

FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥

I missed FanFuc Friday last week. I'm sorry. Here. Lemme make it up to you...

*sighs* That voice...

Domward Part Deux

After much encouragement from the wifey, I have added to my former O/S. Domward is now a series of O/S's all dedicated to MY favorite Eddie. He's raunchy, he's dark and he gets his Dom on. I encourage you to go read my weird little brand of perverted.

It can be found at fanfiction.net and TwiWrite.net.

Hump Day - Jax Love ♥

I have no rants today. Just lots of Jax. (And we all know you don't read my crap anyway.)

I just wanna take him home and cuddle him

Senior Jax?

Oh, those eyes....

Can I lick him? Please?

Again? (licks screen)

BEL: The Chapter in Which The Lion Gets His Courage Back

This latest chapter rounds off the Bella/Jasper section and brings us a glimpse of the new and improved version Jasper.

Yes, my 'Jasper' is much more fragile than most. But don't forget this one is not 'Jasper the Major'; he is Jasper and the Major as two separate entities. Jasper is overly sensitive, The Major is overly aggressive. What we're working towards here is fusing the two split personalities back together.

That's where Bella comes in. She is his tethered mate, which basically means she's everything he needs and vice versus. She will be the one who helps him literally heal his broken pieces and put them back together.

As the God of War aka Ol' Red Eyes, his third personality or 'demon' he is the ultimate bad ass (yes, he'll be putting in an appearance), but it is not uncommon for overly dominant men like that to be submissive to their partners. For 'Jasper', Bella is his sanctuary. For 'The Major', she is his General, his partner in crime. What will she be for Ol' Red Eyes? Only time will tell, but it's going to be a treat.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: *kisses Naelany's feet for being awesome with her awesomeness in the face of my general paleness and lack of know-how. Ch22 is now up on FFn.


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Hump Day - Unfsper Style ♥

Here we are again...Hump Day. I would've forgotten except that the wifey popped in IM's and humped my leg. That should be the start of every day, in my opinion *insert big shit eating grin here*.

Anyway, no rambles today, other than the slightly mumbled swear words that surround drama llama's. So, now I give you Gratuitous Jaxporn (hehehe).

From the Troix shoot, but it looks so yummy cropped and turned on its edge.

Unf...just unf.....  (credit for photo to Parker Photography)

The monkey hat is just too damned cute.

nomnomnom

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

BEL: The Chapter in Which A Skeleton is Unearthed

Last week we found out what the big deal was about the collar. This week we're going to see Bella's side of the equation and Jasper will be revealing his final skeleton.

I've received a few comments along the lines of 'it's nice to see Maria isn't portrayed as the bad guy.' Don't confuse her (at least former) love for Jasper with her role in the story. If simply loving Jasper meant she was a 'good guy', then Edward would be a 'good guy' too because he loves Bella. Or at least thinks he does. And we all know Team Edward is not whiter than white here.

It's important to note that, at this point we have no idea where Maria's loyalties lie. Jasper says they loved each other very much and their relationship, however warped and twisted it was, proves that there was at one time a massive amount of trust there. He has also said that she would be too damned scared to do anything but be loyal to him, in case he came after her. But then, he said Alice was loyal and none of you believed that, did you?

That said, it's important that you don't automatically paste Maria as 'team evil' just because she hurt Jasper, as some of you - you know who you are - did with Alice.

I've said it before and I say it again. 'Good' and 'Evil' are too finite for this story. There is no black and white only a scale of grey that each and every one of the characters is constantly moving up and down; even Bella and Jasper.

Where does that leave Maria? Form your own opinions, decide where you think she would be now based on her former relationship with Jasper. And if any of you figure out where she's at right now, I'll be impressed.

Also, a few people queried the tethered mates thing in ch20 and this is part of the explanation. Bella is his missing piece and as such will always do what is right for him and vice versus. Maria was just another lost half missing her tether, and they helped each other out. We'll find out more about Maria later.

I'll leave you with this thought; if their relationship damaged Jasper, what kind of effect has it had on her?

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FanFuc Friday: Jackson ♥

This week's Gratuitous Jacksper is brought to you by the letters H(and) and P(r0n).

Courtesy of Jodie Platz Photography 

Hump Day - Guhsper Style ♥

Ok, I'm having a crappy day at work, so the wifey does what she does best - spam my IMs with gratituous Jaxsper porn. Have I told y'all lately that I ♥ her? She's the bestest.

So, anyhoo, I am feeling much better now, thanks to these:

Guhsper

pleasebitememajorsper

Unfsper

And, you're very welcome. *BTW, those are Jazzella's names for the photos :)*